What do you hate in Porn ?

[CascadingSilence]

"And the lovers that you sent for me, didn't come with any satisfaction guarantee, so I return them to the sender, and the note attached will read, I love to hate you, hate you"

[Vog]

* Poorly done amateur porn. If you want to take your own photos in your own place and share them, how about picking up your dirty socks off the floor first, or shutting the door of the bathroom behind you? And while you're at it, how about getting a camera that can shoot better than 640 * 480?

* Wrong categories. That's a given, I don't think anyone would disagree.

* Posting the same old crap again and again and again. I see a gallery labelled "new galleries 2023" and when I click, it's the same photos I first saw in 1998.

* Dutch angles. This is especially true for one of my favorite sites, sadly. Like George Carlin said, you're not Federico Fellini. Just shoot the photos straight.

* Stuff that may feel good when you experience it in reality, but looks terrible or ridiculous in porn: Like 40-year old women trying to pass as schoolgirls, or badly made uniforms. And the worst is women who love it rough. I get it, and indulge in it when my gf wants it that way, but it looks very off-putting on camera.

* The overconfident, "I'm the sexiest thing on earth" look women give when they're giving blowjobs. Guess what, everyone does it.

* Certain guys when I see them, in what's now considered vintage porn. Christoph Clark, Peter North, Rocco, Ron Jeremy, Frank James, the Max Hardcore guy etc.

* The repeated "OH YEAH!" in videos.

* Sharing thumbnails as galleries.

* Photos with people holding their phones. I realize cameras are becoming a thing of the past, and phones are the thing now, but in my whole archive there are only 2 or 3 of girls holding their phones.

* People having 2500 images in their galleries, but when you eliminate the double, triple and quadruple posts of the same images, the number falls to 250.


edit

my top three pet peeves in porn:

3 - tattoos.

2 - AI. I can't wait to see the day it goes away.

and what I hate most: this stupid face



Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I don't believe for a second that girls who pull that stupid "tongue out, eyes rolled up, forehead frowning" face are enjoying the sex. To me it just says "I don't even know what I'm doing, but this shit seems to be the latest popular thing on social media, so I'll just do it and get some likes." It's the equivalent of saying cringy crap like chillax. Actually enjoying sex is becoming an ancient thing, now sex is also a victim of trends and fads, and it's more and more about what's the latest "in" thing on social media.

another edit

Sorry, this topic touched a nerve. I can't seem to stop.

* This should NOT be in mature category. She's barely 30, probably not even that old. I find it funny, rather than annoying, to sometimes see the same photo in both the "mature" galleries and the "young girls" galleries of the same user.



* This does NOT belong in crossdresser category. A crosdresser is, by definition, someone who dresses like the opposite sex. It has "dress" in the word itself. This is just a nude, confused kid. He belongs in some category, I'm sure, but he's not a crossdresser.



* * This is NOT an upskirt. An upskirt is accidental, she's perhaps not even aware of it, that's the appeal of it. Not this.

[homewrecker9999]

Agree with a lot of these


• Models who look like prostitutes, bimbos, inflated botox lips, extremely fake tits, etc.

• I dislike uniforms, lingerie, heels, pigtails, any of that kinky outfit play shit. What if she just got naked and fucked? Man, that would be great.

• Wrong categories / mislabeled porn / mixed porn galleries with no underlying theme. It's just a landfill of the randomest shittiest porn you've ever seen. People who upload an album labled as POV and there is not a single POV image in the entire god damn thing.

• Porn where the male feels a desperate need to be recognized in the images/video, giving a thumbs up, winking at the camera and shit. My guy, I am here to fap it to hot girls. I am not here to congratulate you for getting laid. I do not give a fuck who you are or that you got laid. Get out of the fucking frame.

• I'm not especially BOTHERED by people calling every girl whore / slut / bitch etc, but I also don't share whatever thrill they get out of it. I assume it's an abuse fetishism thing.

• I don't like images or videos where the porn seems too overly produced. Make it seem at least a LITTLE realistic.

• I fucking hate captions. I literally don't get it. What the fuck do people get out of this. Don't try to explain because I don't care. I just find it so annoying when there is a very hot image that I might otherwise like, but some dillhole put some stupid text like "uwu fuck me big brother" on it or something. Ruined.

• I hate when pornstars talk in a video. I mute most porn videos because they say the absolute stupidest shit. Sometimes you mute it, but that doesn't help because they also CAPTIONED it. See above. God. Just shoot me.

• I hate anal. Yeah, I get it, it's a tighter hole or something, but it's like the majority of porn is anal. Does anybody remember fucking girls in the pussy? You know, the hole women have that men don't? No one wanting to fuck a girl ever says, "I sure hope I get some butthole tonight". They say pussy. Pussy is great. Put your dick in the pussy.

• Porn videos where the person "directing" just zooms way in on the pussy or the tits and just holds it there for the entire video. Like, my dude, I could go to google and search for "vagina" if I just wanted to look at a closeup of a nondescript pussy for ten straight minutes. The whole fantasy here, the whole idea, is about fucking the specific girl who is featured in the video. What if you maybe put the girl IN the video? What a concept.

• AI fakes. They're garbage. You're not an artist or a content creator or a faker for generating them. You're a guy whose skill is typing in key words and hoping the slot machine gives you something nice. Most AI fakes are plasticky and fake and the girls have seven fingers on their left hand, and their nipples are all misshapen and shit. They're garbage fakes. But they're EASY fakes. And so unfortunately we have to deal with ten million of them all day every day.

• People who download images that were posted an hour ago, put those images into their own album, then upload it again. Half of image fap is just the same images getting recycled again and again by dudes doing this.

• That you can't search for POV without the results being 90% blowjob POV.

• That you can't search for creampie without the results being 90% "oral creampie" which is to say blowjobs yet again.

• That when you search for MILFS you will inevitably see in the results some 19 year old chick and the explanation is always like "well technically she did have a baby so that makes her a milf". Motherfuckers like this are why you can never find what you're looking for.


I could probably think of more, but that's a start.

[foregone]

I hate the voice acting the most. It always ends up being disingenuous. For me most of the time I just watch movie's on silent.

[RabidDog49]

I'm an older male from the 60s so pubic hair, body hair, nice full breasts was the thing. Hate the shaved pussies, tattoos, fake breasts. I'm a nudist so full nudity with no exceptions suits me fine. So much of it now is purely done for the show, there may be a woman and man on a bed but behind the camera there are other people probably just as bored as I am.

[Raggert]

It's the racism I hate. There's so much of it that it is hard to avoid even on a decent site like this. It really makes me quite sad.

[iwanktoomuch]

I don't like the whole BNWO thing: it's somehow offensive to everyone in different ways. Supporting the BNWO does not make you an "anti-racist".

I also don't like it when women in their 30s are categorised as "mature": they're not even middle-aged, for Christ's sake! I'm 19: I do not find mature women attractive, and women in their 30s are hot AF! So, less of the 30yo MILF talk would be nice.

I don't really watch hardcore porn, so I can't really speak to that so much: although gagging, choking, screaming, etc. is quite off-putting whenever I do.

There are probably other things annoy me, but that's what springs to mind right now.

[iwanktoomuch]

I'm an older male from the 60s so pubic hair, body hair, nice full breasts was the thing. Hate the shaved pussies, tattoos, fake breasts. I'm a nudist so full nudity with no exceptions suits me fine. So much of it now is purely done for the show, there may be a woman and man on a bed but behind the camera there are other people probably just as bored as I am.

Love a girl with pubic hair just as much as a girl without: I like me some variety! Tattoos I completely understand: while one well-designed tattoo is fine and not too intrusive, I don't like the girls who daub their bodies in ink. 100% agree on fake tits too!

[iwanktoomuch]

* Poorly done amateur porn. If you want to take your own photos in your own place and share them, how about picking up your dirty socks off the floor first, or shutting the door of the bathroom behind you? And while you're at it, how about getting a camera that can shoot better than 640 * 480?

* Wrong categories. That's a given, I don't think anyone would disagree.

* Posting the same old crap again and again and again. I see a gallery labelled "new galleries 2023" and when I click, it's the same photos I first saw in 1998.

* Dutch angles. This is especially true for one of my favorite sites, sadly. Like George Carlin said, you're not Federico Fellini. Just shoot the photos straight.

* Stuff that may feel good when you experience it in reality, but looks terrible or ridiculous in porn: Like 40-year old women trying to pass as schoolgirls, or badly made uniforms. And the worst is women who love it rough. I get it, and indulge in it when my gf wants it that way, but it looks very off-putting on camera.

* The overconfident, "I'm the sexiest thing on earth" look women give when they're giving blowjobs. Guess what, everyone does it.

* Certain guys when I see them, in what's now considered vintage porn. Christoph Clark, Peter North, Rocco, Ron Jeremy, Frank James, the Max Hardcore guy etc.

* The repeated "OH YEAH!" in videos.

* Sharing thumbnails as galleries.

* Photos with people holding their phones. I realize cameras are becoming a thing of the past, and phones are the thing now, but in my whole archive there are only 2 or 3 of girls holding their phones.

* People having 2500 images in their galleries, but when you eliminate the double, triple and quadruple posts of the same images, the number falls to 250.


edit

my top three pet peeves in porn:

3 - tattoos.

2 - AI. I can't wait to see the day it goes away.

and what I hate most: this stupid face



Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I don't believe for a second that girls who pull that stupid "tongue out, eyes rolled up, forehead frowning" face are enjoying the sex. To me it just says "I don't even know what I'm doing, but this shit seems to be the latest popular thing on social media, so I'll just do it and get some likes." It's the equivalent of saying cringy crap like chillax. Actually enjoying sex is becoming an ancient thing, now sex is also a victim of trends and fads, and it's more and more about what's the latest "in" thing on social media.

another edit

Sorry, this topic touched a nerve. I can't seem to stop.

* This should NOT be in mature category. She's barely 30, probably not even that old. I find it funny, rather than annoying, to sometimes see the same photo in both the "mature" galleries and the "young girls" galleries of the same user.



* This does NOT belong in crossdresser category. A crosdresser is, by definition, someone who dresses like the opposite sex. It has "dress" in the word itself. This is just a nude, confused kid. He belongs in some category, I'm sure, but he's not a crossdresser.



* * This is NOT an upskirt. An upskirt is accidental, she's perhaps not even aware of it, that's the appeal of it. Not this.

I know what you mean about people uploading the same images time and again; it's quite annoying. There are some songs that I'm always glad to see again, but that's over years and not days.
Weird angles are SO annoying! I'm glad it's not just me who thinks so... unless you're shooting directly up her skirt, or shoooting an upwards angle to make her look powerful and dominant, shoot a straight picture!
That ahegao face caomes from anime/hentai, I think: then one person did it, and so everyone jumped on the bandwagon... If I'm so horny that my own eyes are rolling back, then it can be hot, but coming in cold and sober: that face wouldn't even make my cock twitch.

[purvvygurl]

Fake cum.

Ugh.

I can't tell you how many times I think I've found a great pic for a caption, but see that the cum is obviously fake. Like, it looks like someone just pumped a ton of hand lotion on the woman. None of it ever looks natural. It just ruins it for me.