So this friend of mine invited me to Pleasures on W Colfax. I got there about 1:30 in the morning, paid my entrance, and went on inside.

I'd dressed pretty basic. Jeans, t-shirt, but I did pick out some bright orange boxer briefs because there's a couple spots where there's a blacklight, and I knew they'd stand out.

I walk in, give my eyes a second to adjust to the lack of light...

The place is a maze. Booths, the theaters they absorbed, and almost no light to help you guide yourself around.

My first intention was to go to the Bi/Trans theater, but I needed to get warmed up first. So I stepped into a booth, picked some insanely dirty gangbang porn on the screen, and got my cock out to get going.

I saw a hand through the hole motioning me, so I let this anonymous guy suck me. Dropped my pants all the way, and let him suck. I asked him to hold off from me cumming, since I'd been edging for two days straight, and he was very nice about it. Thanked me, complimented my cock, and we went our different directions.

Back out into the maze...I went to the trans theater. There's only about 8 seats in it, so I sat down and watched these two tranny girls fuck on screen. Started stroking in my jeans, then just pulled it on out. I hadn't noticed the guy waiting by the wall, but he made eye contact, and I motioned him over.

I didn't last long, and he swallowed every drop. Two other guys were watching.

I knew I needed to get hard again, so I headed for a booth to stroke up watching some bi porn. The guy in the booth next was also stroking to gay porn, so I figured it was my turn. Hand through the hole to motion, got on my knees, and sucked him.

He was probably 7 inches or so. Did my best to deep throat, but nearly gagged at one point. He wound up finishing on my face.

They do have a bathroom there because pee is nasty, so I went and grabbed some paper towels to clean up as best I could. Cum is good for my beard, I guess.

I went back to wandering through the maze, and there's this cool spot where you can go up on a platform and watch a big screen and stick your cock out to get sucked. One guy, probably in his 50s, was up there, stroking, and another guy, a younger black guy were watching lesbian porn together. I stayed on the ground level and sucked off the black guy. I still have trouble swallowing, so he wound up cumming on my t-shirt.

Needed to get hard again, so I went to a booth, put on some bi porn, and stroked it up. Another hand through the hole in the wall, and this time, I just pressed myself up against it as hard as I could and let him suck me off.

I gave myself a break, went and got a Pepsi (they have a soda machine near the back), and went back in to sit in the straight/bi theater. Everyone was going in and out, so I moved to one of the booths that seats two or three.

Dropped my pants, started stroking, and a guy came in to ask If I wanted company.

I'd brought condoms, and I'd bought a toy a couple days before to keep me stretched and ready.

I said “Sure,” knowing what he was after. We got our cocks out and I leaned over to blow him, and then handed him a condom, yanked my jeans down, and let him fuck me dumb. I wouldn't say he was huge, probably only 6 inches or so, but it was enough that I'm sore today, even with some warmup with my new toys.

At one point, I looked up, and my t-gurl friend was just watching and smiling. Normally, when I get fucked, I bury my face in the pillow and grip the sheets, but that wasn't an option here.

He blew his load after a few minutes, and even in a dingy porn arcade/theater, I took a couple minutes to enjoy the afterglow.

I was thinking about leaving at this point, but figured I'd poke my head into the theaters one more time. Glad I did, cuz I gave two handjobs, both of which splattered on my face and shirt.

It was time to go. I was worn out, my asshole was sore, and I'd had enough fun for one night.

So I called Uber. The gal that picked me up saw me with gobs of dried cum in my beard, cum stains on my t-shirt, and was picking me up from a known casual/anonymous sex place.

Joke's on her...she didn't have NEARLY as much fun as I did.