A "tribute" erotic parody of the main characters in the wonderful and famous Enid Blyton series.

 

(The kids are now of course "legal", having spent by now many school and half-term vacations together on exciting adventures together, involving "secret passages", raunchy rogues, up-hill gardeners, ass smugglers and various circus freaks.)

Georgina is very butch, short, dark haired, wants to be a boy, and insists on being called 'George'.

Anne is a very pretty blond and very feminine, and likes to 'keep house'.

'George' and Anne often share a bed together on sleep-overs. They're young, so just started with some exploratory fingering, waking up each morning with their fingers smelling like pussy. Now that they're older, Georgina has taken to rimming Anne's pretty little pink asshole, then making her choke on her black cock strap-on. Anne feels helpless, but doesn't complain, and secretly enjoys being submissive. George's tongue in her anus makes her feel funny all over.

Georgina is obsessed with her dog Timmy. In the books, Timmy is well-trained, clever and does a lot of licking. He always gets into bed with her at night.  Now, Anne has warned Georgina that Timmy's licking 'isn't very hygenic' but at night we hear Georgina gasp with delight... 'Oh Timmy, you're very licky tonight...!"  Timmy is also well hung, and Georgina and Anne have found that his funny bits goes all big and pink when they practice licking it together.  Timmy seems very happy when they do it, and it sometimes squirts hot fluid in their face.  "Oh stop it, Timmy, you're being silly!"

 

Julian is the older male, very masculine and toned. He's "posh" and enjoys doing tricks with working class Alfie, the local fish monger's son, behind Kerrin cottage. Alfie needs money, and Julian pays the boy tuppence for his favors.

Julian's younger brother is named 'Dick', and for good reason.   He's hung like a horse.  At their boarding school, the sadistic Headmaster takes a special interest in Dick after he was caught being held down while being sodomized and wanked in the toilets by a few of the older boys on the rugby team.

To teach Dick a lesson for his bad behavior, the Headmaster had him pull down his shorts and underwear and ordered him to bend over the desk to receive his punishment -- a bloody good caning across the backside.  As the headmaster administers each stroke of the cane he milks his own huge ugly cock into an orgasmic frenzy. Grunting loudly, the headmaster spurts hot cum all over Dick's red and raw backside as he administers the last 'thack' of the cane across Dick's ass, with Dick's loud cry.  Dick was made to apologize to the headmaster afterwards for crying out to Mommy.  "Your mother has nothing to do with this", Headmaster admonished.

To prevent the whole sorry affair going onto his permanent report Dick begged and pleaded with the headmaster, which he allowed on condition that he licked Sir's special place each afternoon, just before tea. Truthfully, Dick didn't enjoy having the old headmaster shoot that hot goo into his face each day, and a few times into his bottom too where it was all wet and messy. But it was usually over with within minutes and Dick was always sure to say 'thank you, Sir' afterwards. The headmaster made Dick understand that he was only getting what he deserved, and Dick was grateful to the headmaster for his generosity.

In the end, a few of the sweaty smelly rugby players continued to capture him and drag him around to the garden shed after practice and took it in turns to 'make him their girlfriend' which hurt a bit at first, although it gradually got easier, and by the end of term he found himself rather looking forward to it. He began taking an interest in women's clothing, and from thence forwards tried his best to be pretty.

Thankfully, the headmaster agreed to keep it all 'their little secret', which was very kind in the circumstances. And in fairness, the headmaster always took great care not to prevent spraying the cum over his school uniform, as it would have been tiresome to clean. Other boys weren't as fortunate, Dick realized.

As for Aunt Fanny, she always wore pearls and a twin-set, but is at heart is a slutty MILF, actually a bit of an anal whore when you came right down to it. She was able to make a little extra pocket money with her video cam business. Customer hits sky-rocketed when she wore her favorite Laura Ashley print dress, usually hiked up, with her innocent white cotton panties shimmied down shapely thighs, while pumping her creamy squelching pussy with a freshly picked long thick cucumber from her well kept vegetable garden.

Aunt Fanny really enjoys horse riding and always spends extra time cleaning her favorite stallion afterwards. Some of the farm hands have been known to pay to watch, and say that 'it is very instructive' to see Aunt Fanny groom the horse "top to bottom, and in-between".  Her oral skills with the stallion were apparently the stuff of legend, and he was like putty in her hands.  

Julian takes Aunt Fanny's well-worn panties to sniff when he's jacking off over the toilet. She did walk in on him once and then proceeded to wank him off using her own still-warm panties. Without saying a word she then took the cum soaked knickers and slipped them on under her dress afterwards, and left.

As Julian stood there with trousers around his ankles, his big thick cock dripping onto the floor, he felt somewhat ashamed... but for years afterward Aunt Fanny would meet him in the toilet, remove her knickers and allow him to sniff them if he promised to jack off in front of her. She would sometimes take the opportunity to slip one, then two fingers up into his ass and pump his cock with her free hand, while he clutched her panties to his face, deeply inhaling her musky odor, until such point as he practically exploded with cum. It was all a bit messy, but Aunt Fanny seemed happy to lick the cum off Julian, although she would sometimes push his head down and force him to lick his own cum off the toilet until it was clean, slapping his ass as she did so.

Uncle Quentin. Well, he's weird. He stays locked up in his study. A lot. Georgina has found his 'Butt-master' VHS tapes and enjoys watching them with Anne, while they finger each other and sometimes masturbate using Mother's hair brush.

Uncle Quentin is a bit fixated on Joanna the cook. She's a sweet and lovely granny, but from time to time Quentin has been known to rush in unexpectedly take her roughly from behind in her own kitchen, just hoicking up her voluminous skirts for a quick rough fuck, slapping her big white ass while fucking her hard in both gaping holes. He gets turned on by her big grunting noises and pinches her huge nipples while taking long, hard thrusts into her tight ass. Afterwards, while she is still gasping and bent over the kitchen table, he takes out his mobile phone and takes video of his cum dribbling and squelching noisily out of her raw ass and pussy. He sometimes buries his head in her ass and licks it all up, before pulling her knickers up and her dress back down into a neat arrangement. Her cheeks aglow, old Joanna usually goes back to preparing the roast dinner.

All in all, the Famous Five seem to have one amazing adventure after another, exploring new 'secret passages' together in seaside mansions and all over the English countryside. 

 

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