An Expat boss in Manila wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office… but she was dating some local guy.

After weeks of looking at this girls sex and hot body he got so frustrated that he went to her and said, ‘I’ll give you 10,000 Php if you let me have sex with you…’

The girl looked at him, thought for awhile and then said, ‘NO way I am good girl!’

The guy said, ‘I’ll be real fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up’

She thought again for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy friend…so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, ‘Ask him for 20,000, and pick up the money really fast.. He won’t even be able to get his cock out in time.’

So she goes back to the Expat to say she agrees and accepts the proposal for sex for cash.

She calls her boyfriend and says the expat agree to 20,000php and she would call him back when the deed was done

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened…..?

She is breathing hard, but manages to reply, ‘The bastard had all 1 php coins but I almost finished picking them up!’

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it’s entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!