I'm not currently accepting any more submissions. I'm already swamped! Desperately trying to get other stories edited and published. If you want to find the work that's already out there, search Ingrid Grimm or Imogen Marie Cumming on amazon.
My current favourite read is Ingrid Grimm's "The Cottage". Low on plot, but high on sex! There's magic, faeries and sexuality.
However, I should stop reading and get back to editing. Something more humorous, but equally sexy, is on the way!
I get a lot of private messages. I'll try to answer the most commonly asked things right here.
How old are you? Where are you from? Are you married?
30 f UK, happily married.
Will you webcam? Will you send me face pics?
No.
What do you write?
I don't write. I edit and publish. If you're interested, search Imogen Marie Cumming or Ingrid Grimm on amazon.
Do you get turned on by the stories you edit?
Absolutely. I wouldn't publish something that didn't turn me on.
Do you look at porn?
Yes.
What porn do you like?
Check my profile. There's a 'faves' folder and my interests are clearly shown.
Will you meet me? Will you cam? Will you roleplay?
No, no, probably not.
Will you send me pics of the porn you like?
No. I'm here to chat and to look at what gets posted. I don't store or swap porn.
What do you look like?
There are some pics on my page. I will post more in due course, but I'm not here to show off.
Do you like men jerking off while they look at your pics?
It's flattering, but it isn't the centre of my world.
Do you want a tribute?
You can tribute if you like, but don't expect fawning gratitude.
Will you send me a personal pic so I can tribute you?
No.
Will you have an affair with me?
No.
Do you cheat on your husband?
No.
What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
That depends on how you define kinky. I'm probably quite vanilla in real life, although I have a few kinky fantasies.
What are your fantasies? What's your favourite?
I have millions of fantasies. I don't have a fave.
Do you have sex with the people you work with?
No. My authors write about sex, I edit and publish their work. It's a surprisingly professional relationship.
Are you masturbating right now?
Probably not.
What are you wearing?
Probably the least sexy jeans and t-shirt you can imagine.
Where are you?
Probably in my home office.
These are the things people ask the most. I guess now I'll know whether people read my blog before they talk to me!
I've met some awesome people here, some less awesome people and some rather unpleasant people. If you want to be awesome, be polite, keep it light and don't have high expectations.
I get a LOT of questions here about my sexual fantasies and I always try to answer honestly. What some of the guys who ask (and it's almost always guys) don't seem to get is why I don't make all my fantasies into realities.
Let me try to explain. Some fantasies are wodnerfully erotic in my mind, but they wouldn't work for me in reality. I may fantasize about group sex, gangbangs or orgies, but it doesn't mean I'll be trying them in real life. Some guys just won't accept that I can find it hot in my head but know that it would not be much fun in reality.
WHY? They ask. WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT? CHICKS CAN GET IT IF THEY WANT IT.
Here's why. In my head, the orgy is totally under my control. The people are as attractive or unattractive as I want them to be. They do things that I want... or my imagination lets them do things I don't want within the confines of my story... but I actually DO want in my fantasy.
In reality, an orgy or gangbang takes a lot of setting up. Removing the spontaneity would spoil the fun. Plus, I'm pretty damn choosey, so it would be impossible to get the scene, characters and action just right. Reality has no director, my imagination is mine.
For guys who still don't get it: sometimes you fantasize about being an action hero, right? Fighting the bad guys, risking your life. Most guys have fantasies like that: James Bond, Batman, the Punisher. How many of you actually fulfil them? You don't. Because it's fun in your mind, not reality. In your mind, you always win.
The same is true about my sexual fantasies. I know the ones that work in my head and the ones that I want to try in real life.
This has been a public service announcement! Happy fantasizing! :D
