My boner does not discriminate between flesh poon and artistic poon - at least not on the internet. This is a salute to some legendary artistic knockers. Other superheroes put their symbols on their chests, Power Girl uses a cut-out of her ample, creamy bosoms as her symbol. In an artistic medium where female characters are all known for having huge jiggly boobies, SHE is known among them as the chick with the huge jiggly boobies!

  My Boner Salutes: Power Girl

By that terrible word play, I mean that I'm pretty much into anything.

I've never been honest about what gets me hard, not even to my therapist, not even to myself, but I figure if I could explain it to anyone, it would be the sick, perverted, wonderful fappers of the ImageFap image boards. My kind of people.

I like boobs and girl-butt. Big tits, round and soft. All the girls I've slept with were large titted vixens, and I work their funbags like a baker kneeding bread. Circular squeezes, apply pressure and grind, lick and suck the nipples, tickle the areola, I love it. Those girls say I'm good with my hands, that's the key.

I also love eating pussy. Some people find it unpleasant because of smells or taste, but I say who the fuck cares. I'm not doing it for me, I'm doing it so she can be held down and be made to cum her brains out. Although I do do it for myself, cause I like to make girls cum. To hear them breath hard, to feel them spasm against my body, to feel their pussies contract uncontrolible in my mouth. I love it! And woman are SO appreciative when you make them cum. That's how you control a woman, liquify their brains with oral sex.

But I have a dark secret, I also like dong. Big long pulsating cocks. That makes me just as hard. I've had a few gay fuck buddies in my time, don't tell my uber-religious family. I just love how the cock looks. I love putting them in my mouth, having then pound my ass. Especially huge cocks, the first cock in my ass was an 8-inch beast from this older anonymous daddy. He fucked me doggy style and came in my asshole. It was both painful and amazing, this must be what it's like for a woman the first time, I feel very in touch with my feminine side, obviously.

But the darkness continues. Tits and cock? Damn right I love the Shemales! The Dick Girls! The Trannies! The Futanari! The grace and beaty of a woman with the raw sexual energy of a man. It's the future of sexuality. I especially love seeing dick girls drilling guys. The dynamic is switched, but the eroticism is doubled. I really hope to have a gorgeous tranny one day.

And it doesn't stop there, my darkness has no end. but I'll save that for later, don't want to shock you all at once...