"I pity the fools", said Mr. T
Don't you know what this is about? For a couple of days this page was published on Imagefap.
No, there isn't any urgent demand for sperm from ImageFap users. Or maybe there is, but putting together a home collection system in different countries, well, it wouldn't really work out, would it?
And no, we haven't been contacted by clinics or public organizations either. We don't think they would like being linked to such a nasty nasty site.
It was all to celebrate the April Fools' day. Some of you guys proved your good humor and others were very willing to help!
Don't worry, we haven't kept your names or email addresses, but we wanted to make a selection of the best answers to the question "Reason To be Considered For This Project" and show them to you. Here they are:
“I hope you would provide me girl / pussy to whom i pump in my cock and fuck,
While being about to discharge, the sperm from my cock-head can be collected either in test tube or better way is let me fuck her with condom, and you keep cum-filled condom as it is.”
“I have never had sex with a woman who can have children.
Likely I will never have children in my lifetime.
I would like to see - my seed continue - if not for me for someone else.”
“Oh - forgot to add. I masturbate once every 2-days, sometimes 4 times a week. I get off very well in copious amounts. Thanks to ImageFAP. :)”
“I am a wanker and the curtains need a break.
!
It's an April fools,isn't it ??”
“I meet all of the conditions and I would rather my sperm not go to waste by just jacking off any more. I can produce PLENTY of specimen for you.”
“It's a turn-on and I was always curious about doing it”
“because i can produce a specimen more than 4x a day.”
“Glad to see some corrective measures taken by you guys !!!! Even I've lost count of how many kilo's of cum I would have fed to the floor or down the drain when my girl was not around. I tend to masturbate but I ain't an addict on it so the flow comes out in a good quantity which is nice n' thick which I feel gotta be extremely fertile.....give it a shot....I'm waitin' but would have loved to be a direct supplier nevertheless ;) Lemme know if such a way can be worked out in my town .... Mumbai.....irrespective of that I'm sold to the idea....so when do I get shaggin' ????”
“I have one of the best immune systems out there. I only get sick once every 3-4 years. I am physically fit and have a great meatabalism as well. I am interested if the price is right for my services. Contact me with more info please.”
“I want to help build the Database and I have Great genes.”
“I'm fit, healthy, intelligent, handsome, and modest.”
“I hope this is not an april fools day joke. This project is being posted 2 days before April Fools day.
I would like to be a sperm donor because: my father was a sperm donor for just this reason. Though he was gay, he felt it was his duty as an intellectual reproduce. He was gifted in music and held a PhD in dentistry. I am one of 8 of his sperm donated offspring, and the only one **not done anonymously**. He knew my mothers (a lesbian couple) and acted as a father figure to me up until his death. I don't know who the other 7 are, it was done anonymously so I'll never get to know. Unlike my half siblings, I have access to paternal medical records.
My my maternal side, are inventors and academics. My mother teaches graduate school, her father was an successful inventor and businessman, as was his father before him.
I am getting ready to have my own kid(s) and would gladly help other couples do the same. I am an entrepreneur and inventor, and own a small I.T. business that I founded. As immodest as this may sound, I believe my genetic material could be of benefit to the human race. And so I would like to donate.
I have given only my initials and a sockpuppet email address. I pledge to give my full name if this does indeed turn out not to be an april fools day joke.”
“Please send collector with 3 analysis tubes thanks;)”
“I am in very good shape, no stds or health problems. I am a smart & intelligent person as well, also im good looking and have extremely good manors if that counts.
I own my own online store so this would be easy for me to do .”
“i am a brainy guy with decent looks
with good emotional and physical strength
well behaved and my sperms are mostly wasted so if they can make
some willing to be couples happy then why not give give it a try”
“Thougts about mankind improvement.”
“Hats off to whoever's idea it was to seek donors here. LoL. Aside from the reward of "lending a hand" to those who want to become parents, I feel that I have valuable genetics to pass on. Some examples: Me and my nearest sister participated in our school's 'gifted and talented education' program. Her sons are both in similar programs. In the Army, my aptitude scores were high in all areas except linguistics. In that category, my scores were off the charts.
Physically, I'm 6'3" 220lbs with an athletic build. My blood type is expressed as a recessive trait (O negative) so my children have a good chance of being universal donors too. If there's a smartass gene... my offspring will probably be incredibly cheeky.... but that may count as a negative to parents with no sense of humor.”
“I have no children, no spouse, I work out everyday participate in martial arts, I am a pretty awesome person, and It wouldn't hurt to help out someone else”
“Mostly bcause it would go to waste otherwise.”
“I have many questions. Have no illness or std or sti. Above average intelligence. Very sexual. How much does this pay and how does it work. I can not guaruntee participation until i learn more.”
“I enjoy imagefap and always cum hard looking at its content all of which gets soaked up with tissues and flushed”
“I'm a regular, young go-getter!!!!”
“Chronic Masturbator since my 6. Been masturbating at least 1 time per day. Healthy, clever, caring, good-looking.”
“I am a healthy male with a genius IQ. I would like upgrade the population pool and be of service to society. Thank you.”
“for humanity...”
“i was just wondering what it was all about and thought what the hell”
“All I do is sit around masturbate all day, so I mean as well do something useful with my sperm.”
“I am a college graduate where I was also a two sport athlete. Since college I have joined the military where I have saved some lives and been able to use my technological based knowledge to assist in operations involving helicopters. Any other questions, feel free to ask.”
“I am a healthy 25 year old, college educated, fit, male. I am completely healthy with no history of genetic diseases. I have eliminated soda and fast food from my diet, and I am as healthy as healthy gets. I cum huge loads.”
“Is there a need for donators in South Africa too?”
“I am single but would like to have children with my genetic code.”
“My reason is i need to know if i can get agirl a baby from my sprem n see if it 100%”
“Well, I am 19 years old. I am extremely sexually active, but only with one person and we are both safe and 100% clean. I also masturbate at least once a day so i would have absolutely no issue being a donor.”
“Nice April Fools Day joke! Thanks for the laugh”
“I'm a young, healthy man of 20. I have heard of a statistical decrease in quality of sperm donated by university students, who are subjected to severe pressure, which in turn has long-term consequences on health condition. Although my degree is as demanding as any other, I don't feel in a tense or overwhelmingly stressing situation. My health, in fact, has improved these last years. As a second reason, I'm a frequent user of this website and I feel I could take profit of the relaxing moments I have here. In a certain way.”
“I am tall, healthy, athletic. Well educated, and intelligent.
I have no diseases or ailments of any sort. I DONT smoke or drink.
and I produce very large "specimens" daily.”
“-26 years old, healthy, frequent user (abuser?) of ImageFap. Capable of ejaculation 1-2 times per day if pressed.
-No major illnesses, surgeries, conditions of any kind. No STIs. Drug free.
-Interested in the advancement of genetic research and medical testing.
-158 IQ, Master's Degree, starting Law Degree (On the perhaps unfounded assumption that such items might matter?)”
“please i need check my leg and my dick also balls big..”
“I can produce a sample every 30 minutes, like clockwork. Plus, I'll do it for free.”
“sounds like a good idea i am married but still masturbate quite a lot and its going to waste im healthy and already have one kid so i'm fertile as well”
“I have massive output.”
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